Well, charitable donations of fucks are only one means of fuck-exchange (or “fuckex” to insiders). As I’ve written before Australia is fast becoming the world leader in the fast-growing Fuckstraction industry (https://medium.com/@bigyahu/the-future-is-fuckstraction-e4679815ad1c?source=friends_link&sk=fc7c4780d75a8ceaa11097e9c1c23686) and some of those fucks are extremely valuable even if they weigh almost nothing. Just because you couldn’t give a fuck, doesn’t mean you wouldn’t be prepared to sell one at a good price.