The story of golf
- Try and make a little ball go ridiculously far;
- Nope not frustrating enough;
- You can’t throw it, you have to hit it with a five foot club.
- Nope, not frustrating enough;
- Make it so you can only hit the ball with a surface the size of a playing card or smaller, all the way out at the end of the club;
- Nope not frustrating enough;
- Take it outdoors and play in the weather;
- Nope not frustrating enough;
- Replace the smooth concrete with grass and add some big pits full of sand;
- Nope, not frustrating enough;
- Put in a median scoring system that constantly reminds you how much worse you are than other players on the same course;
- Nope, not frustrating enough;
- Put a place serving ice cold beer on the course but only at the very end of it;
- That’s fucking genius. Ok, frustrating enough.
